Let me be totally honest: there are only a handful of bread-based foods that I do not love. If it’s got flour and yeast, I’m READY TO FEAST! That’s not actually my culinary catchphrase but, now that I’ve said it, it probably should be.
I happily munch on basically any form of cracker, chip, cookie, or what-have-you while playing games at the computer. But there’s only one that has magical properties: CHEEZ-ITS.
I’m convinced that Cheez-Its don’t exist on the same physical plane that we do. It’s gotta be something like the Upside-Down in Stranger Things, because I can eat hundreds of them without ever feeling the slightest bit full — they are not actually going into my stomach!
I typically have to restrain myself through mental or fiscal shaming to stop popping the little orange guys in my mouth. And now that I say that, I guess it’s a bit like Popplers from Futurama too… but without the horrifying realization that you’ve been eating live alien babies the entire time.
Thanks for asking this fun question that took a surprisingly dark twist, Whango!